"GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK!" exclaimed the chicken. I had mocked its eastern European origin one times too many, it seems. With a final "GLUCK!" it knocked me unconscious. I awoke bleeding and naked. My word! It was then that I realized, wait.. is this fuckin' thing on?"

 - Colonel Sanders
One Mint Julip too many


One of my favorite past times in years of yore (and still is today) was trolling. IS trolling. Back off grammer Nazi's, I have a used plunger, a tube of toothpaste, two eyebrows and the will to use them! I'll arts and crafts your asses...

I loved trolling the yahoo forums under the user ID LeCatfeesh. Also, I used to play World of Warcraft and had a minor cult following on the forums as "Uncle Ook" where I took the art of talking like a mentally challenged lolcat to new levels. I saved a lot of the stories I used to write on a hard drive that needs remounted and ritualistically cleansed.

So, there's gonna be all kinds of weird shit posted here. Yay!